
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
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ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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